Subject:WoW i just looked through your profile,and my brain feals like it just ran a marithon slow down I bet it does, dude. I bet it does.
Subject: friend or foe?? hi , there i’m looking for friend here , not sh***ing not joking so let me know I don’t joke about making friends either. Friends and jokes absolutely do not mix. That shit is serious. I sincerely hope that you are not sh***ing, whatever sh***ing is. It sounds like it could [...]
Subject: greetings Hey luv, just please to introduce thyself to such beauty and a bonafide man not boy is here to cater to you and treat you like a real woman. Good morrow, sir. While I am flatter’d, I pray thee not message me again.
Subject: Hi :) Just wondering if you can help me come up with ways to imrprove my grammer and spelling (other than reading! lol) *face palm* People who don’t read should never message me. Ever.
