Nice try, creep.

Subject: LOL! I like your profile. I specially like number 4…how many people message u about that? I have listed 5 prerequisites to messaging me (as if it helps). The fourth states “you must not be looking for the third to your threesome.” I don’t have anything against couples seeking new partners online, I’m just [...]

Firstly, I am not 19, I am 43, and am a sincere gentleman (not sure why this website won’t let me change it…working on it lol). I am also dominant in the bedroom. I am into fetish, but it is not my whole life. I am into music, sports (both playing and going to watch) [...]

Subject: my god u r so dam hot i need to cum in my bed sweety all night long bb i wanna please u sexy Even after my attempts to grammatically extrapolate, this message still failed to make sense.

But how am I supposed to receive oral when YOU DON’T HAVE A FACE?