Subject: Red rum
I like how you colour your eyebrows pink, it’s hot…not many girls go that extra mile.
If I saw you in the streets, I’d ask you if the carpet matches the drapes, the last girl I asked said “actually, it does!” and Im willing to bet it’s the same with you.*
*I’m willing to bet [...]
Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in:
Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in a [...]
Submitter writes:
Although I like to think that my profile was relatively tame, something about it seems to have attracted the following spurt of poetic ejaculation.
She stood silently..motionlessly. Facing a wooden wall cross, she lowered her eyes and opened her heart. She waited. A smell rose to her nostrils, an essence – familiar yet new – [...]
Subject: LOL!
I like your profile. I specially like number 4…how many people message u about that?
I have listed 5 prerequisites to messaging me (as if it helps). The fourth states “you must not be looking for the third to your threesome.” I don’t have anything against couples seeking new partners online, I’m just not interested [...]
