Nice try, creep.

I wonder what kind of messages we’d get if this site actually existed.
Courtesy of the Rick Mercer Report.

A wonderfully awkward parody tape by Jon Lajoie. Enjoy.

Okay creeps, here’s more reference material for you.

OkCupid analyzed over 500,000 first messages on its website, finding some interesting but not completely surprising results. It’s not a perfect study, since the data comes only from within OkCupid and it’s heterocentric, but it’s worth reading.
Apparently you’re more likely to get a response to your message if:
1. [...]

Gaze upon your fate as it would have been, were it not for the advent of the internet.

(Sourced out by antiboredomteam.com.)