Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

Archives for the ‘Lame / Cheesy’ Category

My brain feals…

By Tesla • Feb 3rd, 2010 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject:WoW i just looked through your profile,and my brain feals like it just ran a marithon slow down I bet it does, dude. I bet it does.



Priceless

By Trip • Jan 19th, 2010 • Category: Lame / Cheesy

Subject: Nice bottle of wine ($25) An upscale hotel room with a view ($225) The right woman to enjoy a wonderful evening with (priceless) If you are adventurous, vivacious and fun, let me know…. You already paid the price – in dignity.



lips like Morphine

By Trip • Jan 4th, 2010 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

Subject: SxE Do you have lips like Morphine? What a ridiculous question. Obviously, if I was sXe, I would refrain from recreational drug use.



Please to introduce thyself

By Tesla • Dec 22nd, 2009 • Category: Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject: greetings Hey luv, just please to introduce thyself to such beauty and a bonafide man not boy is here to cater to you and treat you like a real woman. Good morrow, sir. While I am flatter’d, I pray thee not message me again.