Subject: hi may i live with you? As it turns out, unsolicited marriage proposals are quite commonplace in the realm of online dating. However, this is the first suitor to have taken the 38% divorce rate into consideration. I’ve got to admit, he’s on to something. Why bother with all of that wedding hullabaloo? Hell, [...]
Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in: Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in [...]
Subject: hi Hi you are kinda cute but you have that weird look about haha, I would like to get to know you, you are not a stalker or anything like that are you LMAO? Yeah, you’ve got me all figured out. Your message was so amazing that I’ll be outside of your window with [...]
Subject: friend or foe?? hi , there i’m looking for friend here , not sh***ing not joking so let me know I don’t joke about making friends either. Friends and jokes absolutely do not mix. That shit is serious. I sincerely hope that you are not sh***ing, whatever sh***ing is. It sounds like it could [...]
