Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

Archives for the ‘Insincere Flattery’ Category

I too, can only whisper “wow.”

By Tesla • Oct 15th, 2009 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

subject: hi there are some special people in this world. people who when i walk by on the street or come upon a photo i’m left with a lost for words or can only whisper ‘wow!’. i just had this reaction to seeing your profile photos. seriously, you’re hot! you’re by far the most attractive [...]



Without heart

By Tesla • Oct 5th, 2009 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

Subject: Hi!!! now what!!!! you have my heart ;) so what you want to do with me?save me by sharing your heart with me or leave me to die without heart?? attachment: poorly designed graphic of a heart Ah, love at first sight. How romantic. This Casanova may claim I’ve stolen his heart (and even sent me [...]



Very cute smile indeed.

By Trip • Sep 30th, 2009 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

Subject: hey sup Hey how are you doing, hows your day been going so far? So what brings you onto pof what are you looking for, if you dont mind me asking? You have a very cute smile btw. Anyway hope to hear from you, talk to you later Five days later… Subject: hi Hey [...]



Whose the lucky bastard…

By Trip • Sep 21st, 2009 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

Subject: Whose the lucky bastard… …who gets to lie down next to you naked? This is the first man to have observed that I am listed as being in a relationship! That he also managed to incorporate this acknowledgment into a sleazy pick-up line, I must admit, is mildly impressive.