Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

Archives for the ‘Insincere Flattery’ Category

Not to be cheese or anything

By Trip • Apr 21st, 2010 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject: hey there
Hi honestly i have to ask you this. why a girl that looks like you and have So much to offer with that great smile and does eyes Will ever be looking for MR right. is the world nuts or Wat. honestly. you amazed me. not to be cheese or anything but. woao. [...]



My brain feals…

By Tesla • Feb 3rd, 2010 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject:WoW
i just looked through your profile,and my brain feals like it just ran a marithon slow down
I bet it does, dude. I bet it does.



lips like Morphine

By Trip • Jan 4th, 2010 • Category: Insincere Flattery, Lame / Cheesy

Subject: SxE
Do you have lips like Morphine?
What a ridiculous question. Obviously, if I was sXe, I would refrain from recreational drug use.



You’re an ugly bitch.

By Tesla • Nov 10th, 2009 • Category: Flat-out Insults, Insincere Flattery, Just Plain Weird / Gross

The following is an excerpt from the longest message I have ever received, at an astounding 5000+ characters. This man kept saying goodbye, but would just continue typing. 
…okay okay awesome beautiful sexy penguin i should really go do something else. have a good life.
[name]
btw taht last line wasn’t supposed to be a name directed at [...]