Great Line
By Trip • May 10th, 2010 • Category: Flat-out Insults, Just Plain Weird / Gross, Lame / CheesySubject: Great Line
Were your parents retarded? ‘Cause you’re special.
Believe it or not, I hear things like this often.
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You’re an ugly bitch.
By Tesla • Nov 10th, 2009 • Category: Flat-out Insults, Insincere Flattery, Just Plain Weird / GrossThe following is an excerpt from the longest message I have ever received, at an astounding 5000+ characters. This man kept saying goodbye, but would just continue typing.
…okay okay awesome beautiful sexy penguin i should really go do something else. have a good life.
[name]
btw taht last line wasn’t supposed to be a name directed at [...]
You’re an idiot. Straight up.
By Trip • Oct 7th, 2009 • Category: Flat-out InsultsIf insincere flattery, nauseating love poems and pornographic pick-up lines aren’t working for you, why not try flat-out insulting a woman?
In my profile, I have listed my favourite movies as being The Dark Crystal, Blade Runner and Star Wars (Episodes IV-VI).
collegehockeyguy: The Dark Crystal was awful. Straight up. What a dissapointment as a child. lol
Seeing [...]
OMG I LOVE EATING CRAYONS!!
By Trip • Sep 2nd, 2009 • Category: Flat-out Insults, Just Plain Weird / GrossSubject: (none)
i applied for a job at a mental hospital, but they said i needed 24 hours of experience with a retard.
wanna kick it? i’ve got crayons ;)
I’ve come to the conclusion that the author of this message was, in fact, developmentally delayed.
It goes without saying that should you ever wish to schedule a play-date [...]
