Nice try, creep.

but it can sometimes buy dignity. Subject: hi hey there if i offered u money to watch me masterbate would u be intrested? Wait, wait — hold the motherfucking phone. There are guys out there who get off on someone watching them get off? This could be my most lucrative business idea yet! I wonder how [...]

some username with candles and wine: Any interest in a mature man? See, this guy knows what’s up. He accepts his age and even asks if you’re interested in old balls before getting dirty! This kind of confidence is what separates the silver fox from the creepy oldster. The username, however, makes me think he’s [...]