Subject: hi
may i live with you?
As it turns out, unsolicited marriage proposals are quite commonplace in the realm of online dating. However, this is the first suitor to have taken the 38% divorce rate into consideration.
I’ve got to admit, he’s on to something. Why bother with all of that wedding hullabaloo? Hell, while we’re at [...]
Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in:
Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in a [...]
My social networking profile lists me as not single / not looking. Nevertheless, I still receive heaps of messages from men who either do not notice or simply refuse to accept this crucial bit of information.
Occasionally I will receive a message from an individual who has acknowledged this fact but remains unfazed, as below:
Subject: :D
not [...]
A wonderfully awkward parody tape by Jon Lajoie. Enjoy.
