Subject: beautiful u are.. This message contained the standard, “U r stunning. Would u like to go for coffee sometime?” body text of most other mass appeal pickup lines — which, I can only assume, must be more effective on the average human female than the hopelessly nerdy subsection I belong to. Tragically, the author [...]
Subject: Red rum I like how you colour your eyebrows pink, it’s hot…not many girls go that extra mile. If I saw you in the streets, I’d ask you if the carpet matches the drapes, the last girl I asked said “actually, it does!” and Im willing to bet it’s the same with you.* *I’m [...]
Subject: Nice bottle of wine ($25) An upscale hotel room with a view ($225) The right woman to enjoy a wonderful evening with (priceless) If you are adventurous, vivacious and fun, let me know…. You already paid the price – in dignity.
Subject: hi may i live with you? As it turns out, unsolicited marriage proposals are quite commonplace in the realm of online dating. However, this is the first suitor to have taken the 38% divorce rate into consideration. I’ve got to admit, he’s on to something. Why bother with all of that wedding hullabaloo? Hell, [...]
