Submitter writes: Received this a while back on OkCupid. It was unforgettable.
hello my name is [name] i was born [birthdate] in [city] i grew up in [city] i have light blonde hair blue eyes/glasses i will be 38 in a week from now i like to watch movies collect things like wolves and dolphins [...]
Submitter writes:
I got this a couple of months ago and laughed so hard I couldn’t even delete it.
Subject: hey sexy
I am not sure what you are here for but i’m here for a fantasy..your profile piqued my interest and you sound like a cool person but the main reason i’m reaching out is because you [...]
This particular message was sent in by a male reader:
Subject: oh 0h oh
I wish to make love to your frail body, to caress your pale limbs and tongue your unshaven face.. I want to wear your glasses on my upper thigh as I straddle your nerdbulge (note: this totally exists, proven fact nerdy men have [...]
Submitter writes:
Although I like to think that my profile was relatively tame, something about it seems to have attracted the following spurt of poetic ejaculation.
She stood silently..motionlessly. Facing a wooden wall cross, she lowered her eyes and opened her heart. She waited. A smell rose to her nostrils, an essence – familiar yet new – [...]
