Subject: hi Hi you are kinda cute but you have that weird look about haha, I would like to get to know you, you are not a stalker or anything like that are you LMAO? Yeah, you’ve got me all figured out. Your message was so amazing that I’ll be outside of your window with [...]
Subject: greetings Hey luv, just please to introduce thyself to such beauty and a bonafide man not boy is here to cater to you and treat you like a real woman. Good morrow, sir. While I am flatter’d, I pray thee not message me again.
Subject: Hi :) Just wondering if you can help me come up with ways to imrprove my grammer and spelling (other than reading! lol) *face palm* People who don’t read should never message me. Ever.
Subject: … I guess u r lost bcoz I just saw the most wanted angles’ list and u r on top.. I thought I’d never see a pick up line that was worse than this one. Clearly I was mistaken, for I am now blessed with the most wanted “angles.”
