Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

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Stalker? LOLZ!

By Tesla • Dec 28th, 2009 • Category: Just Plain Weird / Gross

Subject: hi Hi you are kinda cute but you have that weird look about haha, I would like to get to know you, you are not a stalker or anything like that are you LMAO? Yeah, you’ve got me all figured out. Your message was so amazing that I’ll be outside of your window with [...]



Please to introduce thyself

By Tesla • Dec 22nd, 2009 • Category: Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject: greetings Hey luv, just please to introduce thyself to such beauty and a bonafide man not boy is here to cater to you and treat you like a real woman. Good morrow, sir. While I am flatter’d, I pray thee not message me again.



Improving grammar

By Tesla • Dec 17th, 2009 • Category: Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject: Hi :) Just wondering if you can help me come up with ways to imrprove my grammer and spelling (other than reading! lol) *face palm* People who don’t read should never message me. Ever.



Most wanted angles list

By Tesla • Nov 12th, 2009 • Category: Lame / Cheesy, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks

Subject: … I guess u r lost bcoz I just saw the most wanted angles’ list and u r on top.. I thought I’d never see a pick up line that was worse than this one. Clearly I was mistaken, for I am now blessed with the most wanted “angles.”