Subject: Hell bitch. I’ll be your much older friend.
We can hang out.
I wear a motherfucking chicken suit. And I use it to play pranks on my local KFC. I go around their store saying “I’m a chicken on steroids!” They call the cops. I run for it down the streets. The cops are forced to [...]
Subject: hi
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Subject:WoW
i just looked through your profile,and my brain feals like it just ran a marithon slow down
I bet it does, dude. I bet it does.
Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in:
Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in a [...]
