By Guest • Feb 23rd, 2010 • Categories: Just Plain Weird / Gross, Submissions, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks
Submitter writes: Received this a while back on OkCupid. It was unforgettable.
hello my name is [name] i was born [birthdate] in [city] i grew up in [city] i have light blonde hair blue eyes/glasses i will be 38 in a week from now i like to watch movies collect things like wolves and dolphins i like to listen to alison krauss air supply and john denver i also have bi polar and im taking meds for it im a lonely single guy looking for a lonely single good looking girl if your interested in me i will never hurt you will never lie and will never cheat on you i need someone who will accept me for who i am
Dear reader,
After some considerable sleuthing, we believe we have managed to identify your gentleman caller. See below for details.
Sincerely,
Trip & Tesla
