Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

By Trip • Jan 18th, 2010 • Categories: Exemplary, Just Plain Weird / Gross

Subject: hi

may i live with you?

As it turns out, unsolicited marriage proposals are quite commonplace in the realm of online dating. However, this is the first suitor to have taken the 38% divorce rate into consideration.

I’ve got to admit, he’s on to something. Why bother with all of that wedding hullabaloo? Hell, while we’re at it, let’s skip the getting-to-know-each-other part, too.

Trip is a 25-year-old online community manager from Toronto, Canada. As her networking profile clearly states, she is presently seeing someone, but enjoys meeting new friends and activity partners. Her interests include puppies, cupcakes, unicorns, rainbows and video games.
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