By Tesla • Dec 28th, 2009 • Categories: Exemplary, Just Plain Weird / Gross, Unnecessarily Graphic

Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in:

Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in a few hours.