Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

By Tesla • Dec 28th, 2009 • Categories: Exemplary, Just Plain Weird / Gross, Unnecessarily Graphic

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Obviously I had to click on the link. Christmas may be over, but I was hoping to catch a glimpse of some holiday junk. Unfortunately, this was all I saw when I logged in:

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Sorry, dude. The faint outline of your somewhat impressive penis just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe I’ll check back in a few hours.

Tesla is a Torontonian who works in the web world. Her networking profiles list her as unavailable, but seeking new (platonic) friends. Bicycles, robots, writing, dinosaurs, and board games are among her interests.
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