By Tesla • Nov 10th, 2009 • Categories: Flat-out Insults, Insincere Flattery, Just Plain Weird / Gross
The following is an excerpt from the longest message I have ever received, at an astounding 5000+ characters. This man kept saying goodbye, but would just continue typing.
…okay okay awesome beautiful sexy penguin i should really go do something else. have a good life.
[name]btw taht last line wasn’t supposed to be a name directed at you. i wasn’t refering to you as an awesome beautiful sexy penguin. because that would be flirtatious or something and thats not allowed at all.
im gay actually. yeah. super gay. thats what they tell me at least…
i dont really believe it…
lol so ive already said bye twice and yet here i am.. still writing..
wait. parts of this letter are getting far too complimentary, flirtatious wahtever.
you’re an ugly bitch.
there that should about even things out. no? not at all.
im an ugly bitch. i put the bitch in lint. what?
I can only assume that he was drunk. It’s the only excuse.
