By Guest • Nov 16th, 2009 • Categories: Just Plain Weird / Gross, Submissions
Submitter writes:
I got this a couple of months ago and laughed so hard I couldn’t even delete it.
Subject: hey sexy
I am not sure what you are here for but i’m here for a fantasy..your profile piqued my interest and you sound like a cool person but the main reason i’m reaching out is because you are very attractive and obviously that is the biggest part of making this a reality. Btw I am not talking about tying you up to the ceiling and jumping from a trampoline to lick your honey covered body or anything crazy like that. I’ve never met someone off the net, and 2 relationships have taken most of my life so since I was 16 was taken until 5 months ago and I’m fiercely loyal so I never did anything like this even though I had plenty chances. In a way I guess I want to get out of my element and spice things up a little. We would have to get to know each other on the phone and obviously if we meet up there has to be chemistry. I’m not talking about sex but is pretty much whatever happens happens. Part of it is for you to get off and me too ofcourse. It would be the lamest fantasy in the world if that didn’t happen. I’m also not talking about a one time thing.. Let me know what you think and if you would be interested!=D @}>–
Tesla says: I don’t know what to rip apart first: that he didn’t even describe what kind of fantasy he was looking for, or that “I’m not talking about sex” is followed by “part of it is for you to get off and me too of course.” Is he after phone sex? I don’t get it, and I’m not sure he does either.
Trip says: Ease up, you guys. All he wants is romance. The ASCII is obvious. @}>–
