Nice try, creep.

Some of our readers have expressed interest in seeking out our dating profiles in order to inundate us with their own creepily clever compositions.

While we sincerely appreciate the support and admiration, it is worth noting that we have gone to lengths to remain anonymous for a reason.

The messages we receive are creepy because they are real. They are sent by real men*, with real intent*.

If we were to start receiving messages engineered exclusively for shock value, then how could we possibly appreciate the agonizingly desperate, subtly psychotic and outrageously depraved?

We ask rather that you show your appreciation for our efforts by sharing NiceTryCreep with the world. Or even just the internerds on Digg, Reddit, Delicious, StumbleUpon and Facebook.

Thanks for reading!

* debatable or difficult to determine