Nice try, creep.

A series of sordid sexual advances.

By Tesla • Oct 30th, 2009 • Categories: Name Fails

Well guys, I don’t know what’s happened but I’m not getting the creepy messages I used to. Have these men found our site and learned from it? Are creepy messages decreasing for everyone? Or is the disturbing attention being focused elsewhere? I don’t know for sure, but in the meantime here are some awful, awful pseudonyms.

These are all real. You can’t make this shit up.

sugardaddy2
CnUhNdlMe
mista badass
FISTACUFF
eatyourpuss
mr. vibe
mrbig 101
Powertopleaseyou
kneebanger
hung21
srsly-intense
ONENICEBUTT

Aand my personal favourite:

rua_chubby_chick

Comment and leave us the dirty usernames you’ve come across!

Tesla is a Torontonian who works in the web world. Her networking profiles list her as unavailable, but seeking new (platonic) friends. Bicycles, robots, writing, dinosaurs, and board games are among her interests.
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