Nice try, creep.

subject: hi

there are some special people in this world. people who when i walk by on the street or come upon a photo i’m left with a lost for words or can only whisper ‘wow!’.
i just had this reaction to seeing your profile photos.
seriously, you’re hot!
you’re by far the most attractive person i’ve seen on this site
if you do not respond i’ll be very heart broken.
what must a guy do to earn the opportunty to call you girlfriend? your photos are absolutley beyond amazing. god certainly created you using his own hands. i’d not wish for this much in this lifetime.
i’d welcome the opportunity to have a conversation with you.
do you have time to chat?
regards

I can’t decide whether this is genuine flattery or a job application.

If there’s anything we’ve stressed to an insane degree at NTC, it’s how creepy you sound when you only talk about physical appearance. You’ve never even met me. For all you know, I’m just incredibly photogenic and I’m a secret internet fatty. Don’t go giving your heart away just yet.

And as if this message wasn’t nauseating enough to read once, this man sent it to me again. Twice.