By Guest • Oct 27th, 2009 • Categories: Just Plain Weird / Gross, Submissions
This particular message was sent in by a male reader:
Subject: oh 0h oh
I wish to make love to your frail body, to caress your pale limbs and tongue your unshaven face.. I want to wear your glasses on my upper thigh as I straddle your nerdbulge (note: this totally exists, proven fact nerdy men have huge bulges) and rock us both to climax.
His response:
Nerdbulge, how clever!! This might just be intriguing… if a laundry list of items from her profile did not include the following nuggets:
- “I am bulemic.”
- “I currently live in a homeless shelter.”
- “I haven’t eaten much in the last year since my husband told me he had to cringe every time we had sex.”
Tesla says: As someone who can vouch for the existence of the nerdbulge, I think this woman’s message is amazing. It’s creepy, but the sheer creativity offsets the forwardness and makes it hilarious. Too bad she’s crazy.
Trip says: Luckily for you, she married the wrong man.
