By Tesla • Sep 9th, 2009 • Categories: Just Plain Weird / Gross, Unnecessarily Graphic, Your Grammar / Spelling Sucks
Subject: LOL!
I like your profile. I specially like number 4…how many people message u about that?
I have listed 5 prerequisites to messaging me (as if it helps). The fourth states “you must not be looking for the third to your threesome.” I don’t have anything against couples seeking new partners online, I’m just not interested and was receiving a ridiculous amount of requests. So what, he thinks it’s funny, right? Where’s the creepiness? Let me show you, in a series of quotes from this young man’s profile.
Hobbies:
I also like fucking my gf and occasionaly some friends of her lol.
There goes number 4.
I’m really good at:
1)Everything i REALLY like ;-p. 2)Making other people thinking about me. 3)Making my girlfriend cum whenever i want. well you should find out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!NINJA WHATEVER TRUST ME I M WORTH IT IM SUPERMAN TATATATATATA!!!THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER CATS sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Oh, neat. So I can come whenever you want. That’s what I’ve been looking for in a man.
The six things I could never do without
1) Sex 2)More Sex 3)Inner peace 4)Friends 5)Food !! 6)Water !! P.S. Chocolate, Cigars, PC, Affection (Any kind), Cellphone, xxx :)! Female orgasm and occasionally squirting!
You can see where this is going.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I really DO like sex and i DO like kinky stuff BUT life’s not always about sex. I try to have deeper “attachments” with a sex partner than just having sex.
I’m getting head right now.and it is great!!!!You should message me if
You want someone to talk with and not have sex. Except if you’re a girl and you’r bi, maybe my girlfriend likes you :-) or me :-) or both :-)))
just need anything to ask about sex….remember just asking!!i am tha sexmasta!!!
Not only did this guy not meet ANY of my prerequisites, but his profile is the most contradictory and ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
Take note: Profiles can also be creepy. Creepy as hell.
